Apologies for Simon's humor. At least he tries to spice up the tests, though it rarely goes well on the blood tests. Oh god all the tears.

If you're feeling literarily peckish, check out http://californiablues.wordpress.com/ for some music reviews. A few backdated ones should be due shortly.

I woke up at 3 am this morning, and I couldn't stop myself, I had to come online and post an immediate apology.

I am not sure if forthwith is a word, or what it actually means . .

I am so sorry guys.

Today I wrote a lengthy article on metametablogging. That is to say, blogging about blogs which discuss the deteriorating state of blogging today.

I have concluded that I should re-analyse my earlier views, thus metametametablogging, and upon that further consideration, have realised that this is a terrible idea. I will stop forthwith.

In the beginning there was light, but God was one of those religious types who didn't believe in global warming or being environmentally friendly and eventually we ran out of oil and the light dimmed.

And then it was Grey.